He’s perhaps best known for his role in Walker: Texas Ranger, an American television program that largely centered on the special police force known as the Texas Rangers, their investigations into crime (many times with a sappy feel-good kind of message at the end).

If your not aware of Chuckism’s…. read on.

What I love is how Walker Texas Ranger ended with great lines like: “So know you know, Billy, that drug lords are not people we should mess with, right?” but not before Chuck Norris delivers a beating to the bad guys by handing their posteriors to them in a fist-bared, boot smashing melee fraught with roundhouses and choke-holds.

That type of action leads to thousands of people coming up with these great quips.

Chuck Norris quips:

• Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
• In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records appendix it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
• Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
• When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
• Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
• Chuck Norris invented black so he could put it on his belt. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink.
• Chuck Norris keeps a pillow under his gun.
• Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris watches Blu-Ray. On his VCR.
• Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is so hard to find.

and my favorite so far..

Chuck Norris simply walks into Mordor.

Behold the man………

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