Earlier this year I spotlighted scary Google search predictions. Well, there’s a whole website dedicated to giving us hilarious predictive search results. Its called AutocomleteMe.com You’ll find results like:

• “taking my oyster for walkies”
• “koalas are telepathic”
• “if someone owns a piece of land do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?”
• “how to know if you’re dead”
• “i dunno what the hell’s in there but it’s weird and pissed off whatever it is”
• “how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you”
• “i really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight”
• “why can’t i own a canadian?”

The really scary part about all this is that there are enough people searching these phrases that Google thinks they’re important.