[When Parents Text] I love finding new time-waster websites. As cell phones and texting have gotten more ubiquitous it was only a matter of time before parents started using it to embarrass themselves. Below are some of my favorites:

Dad: got new phone plesa send me your text message address

Dad: WHAT R U DOING
Me: I’m eating a snack pack
Dad: SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU ARE DRINKING A SIX PACK OF BEER?

Dad: This text message is to inform you that mom is pooping, we will be along when she’s done. Which I wish would be shortly but no one knows for sure.

Dad: Why are there pretzles all over my floor?
Me: Oops sry my friends and i were eating them last night want me to clean it up
Dad: No i 8 them.

Mom: Walked the dog.
Me: Thanks!
Mom: He pooped twice and ate sticks