I’ve heard all the Charlie Sheen gossip and I don’t really care about the guy so I don’t pay much attention. This interview is hilarious. He passed his drug test, but he is permanently baked. He rambles about how he is so special and gives people a gift experience by going to his drug parties. I’ve included some of the best one-liners below.

Some of my favorite Charlie Sheen quotes:

You borrow my brain for 5 seconds, and just be like dude can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard. Yeah!
How do you survive? …I got Tiger blood man!
I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.
When was the last time you used? Used? See I don’t use. I use a blender I use a vacuum cleaner.
You don’t worry you’re going to die when you take that many drugs? Dying’s for fools!
Now there’s certain blends I will not entertain. Because that’s how people go down. I’m too smart to do that.
I blinked and I cured my brain.
Can’t is the cancer of happen.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards all of em just look like you know droopy-eyed armless children.
One of the women said that she was afraid she might OD. What’s the got to do with me?

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