[BroStories.com] Apparently Ryan made quite the impression on this lack-luster girl. Dominic leaves the most adorable voicemail about cute shirts, yo-yos, eBay, Jamba Juice, and Eunice. Just when I think its getting stupid, she gets funnier and funnier. Do I detect a high B.A.C.?
And now the animated text version in case she was hard to understand:
Woman leaves FAIL drunk-dial voicemail.


